Lore Tidbits

MercDonalds Background
When humanity began to spread into deep space fast food groups ended up being heavily involved in supplying food to various exosolar locations. Due to near constant corporate fighting and piracy they found it really really hard to actually keep a reliable supply chain running. A certain burger joint went "Hey this whole franchise thing worked well with food, why not try it with mercenaries so we have a military to protect our trade routes." It worked well enough that the company switched its primary focus from food to mercs and later changed its name.

Joining is simple and provides a host of benefits. Individuals get pointed at crews who are hiring while new commanders and already established groups gain easy access to military equipment, personnel, and jobs. Interested parties just need to meet some minimum requirements and follow some basic rules to join up.

Do you have/need a ship? Crew? Willing to shoot at things we point you at while not shooting our stuff? Good. Welcome to MercDonalds, the supply and intelligence departments will contact you shortly.

Why is Shrek dead and handcuffed in science?
(Mport speaking)

He use to be in the brig but got released

The lawyer got security to release everyone in the brig

So they put the nuke back in the SAL room

And tried to put :shrek: back in xenobio

And tossed the dead screech into the hallway

Then they noticed they had empty cells so they arrested the lawyer